Love is in the air. That's right, Valentine's day is just around the corner--again! Are you ready?" I'm not talking about a card, a box of chocolates and a bottle of champagne, I'm talking about love. Let me ask you again, "Are you up to it?" If the short answer is no, or even maybe, there is a good chance that erectile dysfunction is a potential issue. Not to worry. You have a plethora of solutions. At $16.99 a pop you can purchase a (as in one) Viagra or a Cialis pill. For $19.99 you can buy a (as in one) Levitra. A more economical route would be to skulk around your favorite filthy place (hopefully not your kitchen) for some cockroaches. Yes, that's right cockroaches.
Why? Because La cucaracha which, by the way, means "crazy bug" in Spanish, are reputed to be an effective erectile dysfunction solution. Seriously, some cultures, predominantly south of the border, believe that grinding up the little critters and mixing them with chocolate or cinnamon makes for a powerful love potion. Psssst. Don't tell management at Starbucks or they will undoubtedly invent a mocha Cocka-chino. Hey, don't laugh, bugs are a big time ED treatment these days. Edible ants touted to support male impotence are very popular in China. Countless entrepreneurial Chinamen and women are avidly buying into ant farm ventures. But that's the subject of a whole other blog. Maybe tomorrow.
Cockroaches and cinnamon not you cup of tea? How about raw chicken eggs. Farm lore has it that raw eggs eaten before sex are an aphrodisiac. So is raw eggplant. Why do most natural erectile dysfunction solutions have to be eaten raw? Mushrooms, long considered an aphrodisiac also must be eaten raw to stimulate and arouse. Oysters too. Although with a good sauce who cares if they are raw. The ever esoteric wild asparagus root, a very difficult to find aphrodisiac, must be eaten raw if it is to give you an erection. Fortunately, with its soft jelly bean consistency it is kind of good.
Thank God not all natural erectile dysfunction solutions need to be eaten raw to be effective. Go ahead and cook your garlic. And your cloves. Vadalia onions, known for their aphrodisiac properties can be served fried or raw. Okra, when prepared and served with lemon juice is reputed to be an aphrodisiac. Naturally, the French believe that truffles, the fruit of a fungus found at the base of their Oak and Beech groves by highly trained pigs, prefer them young firm, undamaged and medium sized; just the way most men prefer their lovers.
To be sure, not all alleged erectile dysfunction solutions need to be chewed. Some, like rosemary can be made into an essential oil and applied to the back of the neck or stomach as an aromatic aphrodisiac. Sage: aphrodisiacal kitchen herb can be used in bath water. Sandalwood oil is a popular aphrodisiac that women often use around men. Damiana, the Mexican plant has been reputed to stimulate sex as well.
If your idea of getting and keeping it up doesn't involve cockroaches or ants or even an overpriced pharmaceutical then you should check out the best natural ED solution available on the market today. Aptly called Confidence Rx it is natural, totally effective, and certified to be absent of all dubious ingredients. So confident are they of your satisfaction they will even send you a free sample. Click here for a free sample. Then all you have to do it log on to You Tube and listen to John Paul Young's "Love is in the air.
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